Hello! I have been remiss in my duties. I have failed you, I have let you down. In other words, I don’t have anything to write about this week. In order to keep you interested and busy and never, ever bored, I instead offer you a gift.
Without further ado, here are my favorite places to waste time online:
A very wordy, smart and funny webcomic for weirdos, misfits, and anyone else who has trouble fitting in. New comics come out about once or twice a month, but that is okay, because it takes about that long to read them.
How to Be a Retronaut
A gallery of images, videos, and collections of weirdness from the past, present, and retro-future (I know that’s not a real thing, but you’ll see what I mean when you start digging around). The tagline is, “The past is a foreign country. This is your passport.” Be prepared to spend a million years on this site.
I shouldn’t have to introduce it, but in case you have never spent your entire day off sitting on your couch eating cake mix out of the box because you can’t tear your face away from it, Cracked.com is a humor site that includes everything you ever needed to know about anything. Ever.
A video site pretty much guaranteeing that you will never leave your house again.
And there you have it! Take a minute every couple of days to check on Abundantly Lush, and don’t forget to eat, cake mix or otherwise.